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[rassera]

"Oi, it's me. Leave something here, would ya?"

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[Voice]

[rassera]

[Oh. Oh he's starting to get it now.

It's hard to really explain it, too. Kaneda's come from a world where this is so common.]

Some people are just assholes, you know.


Get some sick high off this shit.

[Voice]

[kingofthetvworld]

Well, yeah... I know people can be bad, trust me.

[And you shouldn't swear, Kaneda, golly.]

...I also thought it was rare. Humans, as a whole, are so nice...

But there were so many of them... It just doesn't make a lick of sense. Why would anyone look at a party and wanna do something so terrible? There were babies there and everything...

[Voice]

[rassera]

[You're not the boss of him.]

Tch.

[He doesn't really agree on the 'nice' thing.]

Depends on the place. Heropa, that's pretty relaxing, right?

[Voice]

[kingofthetvworld]

[COMPARED TO OTHER THINGS, YES HUMANS ARE VERY A NICE.]

Usually, yeah.

...W-Why? You don't think anyone's gonna come here and change that, do ya?

[Voice]

[rassera]

[SORRY HE DIDNT FIGHT WEIRD BLOB MONSTERS!!!--wait.]

Nah, Heropa's pretty safe. But that's just it, you know?

Maurita Falls? Not exactly like Heropa. All the bad people tend to meet up there. The whole city's like their clubhouse.

[Voice]

[kingofthetvworld]

But...if all the bad people are there, wouldn't that just make it easier for the police to find 'em?

[THEN THEY CAN ALL GO TO JAIL???]

[Voice]

[rassera]

...

[Oh man. Dropping this right here.]

The Police aren't always good, Kuma. And when they are sometimes the bad guys are stronger.


It's easier to ignore it than to get in its way.

[Voice]

[kingofthetvworld]

J-Just because it's easier, doesn't mean it's right!

[What's that, a sudden burst of anger? Incidentally, from the same kid who always takes the easy way out.]

You saw what happened when people were ignoring the bad guys, they attacked a party! That had babies! That's...that's bad, they should work harder!

[Voice]

[rassera]

[He kind of gets where Teddie's coming from, he really does. There are some things you just don't do--attacking babies? Definitely on that list. But at the same time...what else can he expect from the police? He'd spent a good majority of his life living off their incompetence.

Not that he'll say that out loud...]

Why should they? They got us, after all.

[The way he says it, though, it's heavily sarcastic. As if imPorts were just tools that the government tried to pass off as a backup to law enforcement's fuck ups.]

[Voice]

[kingofthetvworld]

[Of course, this being Teddie, he totally takes that the wrong way. Kaneda's right, they do have them. People with superpowers. He was brought here to fight bad guys, that's exactly what he should be doing!

And if all of them are in one place, it shouldn't take very long at all!]

I'm gonna start by writing them a super angry letter.

[Oh you can bet there will be a frowny face. ...Two if he's feeling ballsy.]

[Voice]

[rassera]

[The comment catches him off guard, eyes widening a moment before he exhales, almost humorously. A part of him even wonders if anyone's even ever TRIED that.

Not to squash Teddie's idea, he continues.]

Yeah? What would you tell em, Kuma?

[He knows it won't work, but hey, he's kind of curious.]

[Voice]

[kingofthetvworld]

[The words that come out of Teddie's mouth next are dripping with nothing but pure disgust. Oh, he knows exactly what he'd tell them.]

I'd tell them to work harder or else I'll tell their boss to take away all their snacks.

Forever.

[Voice]

[rassera]

[There's a moment of silence, a stuttering cough before bursting out into laughter. It's not meant to be at Teddie, really!]

Maybe it'd make em run faster!