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"Oi, it's me. Leave something here, would ya?"
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"Oi, it's me. Leave something here, would ya?"
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"Oi, it's me. Leave something here, would ya?"
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Right. Deal.
[Because really, this is as good of a deal as he can get with him. He kneels down, trying to find the remains of the box underneath all those unicorns, in order to gather them all up again. A futile attempt, honestly.
So he'll start shoving them in the crook of his arm.]
Hazel.
[The way he says it, it's like he's stating the weather.]
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[HE SHOULD NEVER HAVE MADE THS DEAL KANEDA YOU DESERVE TO BE AS DOOMED AS HE IS YOU FUCKING -]
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Mmmmmhmmm.
That's who the message went to.
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THIS IS THE LAST FUCKING TIME THAT ASSHOLE GETS TO RUIN HIS LIFE
GODDAMMIT]
You--
Go ahead, Kaneda... break that deal.
And when you do... I'll bury you so far in the ocean they'll never find your corpse!!
[The air's thick with potential, but he manages to avoid actually attacking. You hear that, Kaneda? Tetsuo'll keep his word. Every last one he's said. HE WILL FIND A BRIDGE OVER WATER ASSHOLE. Kaneda never specified how FAR Tetsuo got to throw him.]
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He looks over at him, giving a shrug at that threat--it's not like Tetsuo hasn't wished/threatened death on him before.]
Aw Tetsuo, you have such faith in me...
[He's about to continue, until something catches his attention.]
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Deep, angry breath, don't you even pause asshole don't you think about it]
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The hell is this.
[Some...whale unicorn? Did the plushie company have a defect?]
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[seriously though what is that, now he's a little curious dammit]
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There's no way it's real.
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Stares at the uniwhale. Then stares at Kaneda the second he sits down on his bed. WHAT PART OF HE WILL MURDER YOU DID YOU NOT HEAR]
Get away from me.
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Because...it was so easy to fall back into that routine.]
Huh?
[Oh. OH.]
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The fact Kaneda's genuinely confused is the most surreal part of all of this. And that's after getting a box full of unicorns and finding one that forgot unicorns were horses. And all of this happens in America.
Are you fucking serious right now.]
Don't you - ...The hell?
What do you mean, huh??!
[Did you SERIOUSLY forget what was going on here?
WHAT IS GOING ON DID WE SKIP A CHAPTER WHAT]
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It's now that it hits him, but...there's a smile, rubbing his hand behind his neck again. He threw Tetsuo off his angry streak, right? Not exactly intended, but he'll take it.
Heads.]
So...you gonna keep it?
[I mean, it's so WEIRD...]
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[Angry confusion is a lot easier to work around than anger, it's true. Kaneda hasn't even been thrown off the bed yet; Tetsuo's still busy trying to piece together how he ended up there.]
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Yeah but...until we figure it out.
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[Shit, uh... it's a what.]
It's a stuffed animal!!
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Of what, though.
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[And he slowly inches it towards Tetsuo. C'mon....just take it.]
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[Stop being smug. In fact, stop being Kaneda.]
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Guess that'll be one more thing I'll know that you won't....
[When he figures it out.]
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Like hell it will!
[The mystery object yanks itself out of Kaneda's reach before Tetsuo realizes he's reacted.]
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Huh?
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