[and there's maybe five minutes between that and her next reply, which is video! amazing!
...well, it'd be amazing if it were actually of her, but it's not. instead it shows an empty hallway which quickly becomes not so empty as a snowy owl decked out in a tiny backwards cap and gold chains comes barreling down it, expertly handling the skateboard it rides on. it shoots past the camera, turns at the end, and then does a sick kickflip before riding out of sight,
[Hazel keeps the video shooting the empty hallway rather than turning it to show herself, but you can feel the smug pride radiating from her voice. that expression of his is going to be treasured in her memory forever.]
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[then you're gonna have to coax her a little better!!]
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unless you doubt the owls talents
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[and there's maybe five minutes between that and her next reply, which is video! amazing!
...well, it'd be amazing if it were actually of her, but it's not. instead it shows an empty hallway which quickly becomes not so empty as a snowy owl decked out in a tiny backwards cap and gold chains comes barreling down it, expertly handling the skateboard it rides on. it shoots past the camera, turns at the end, and then does a sick kickflip before riding out of sight,
NEVER DOUBT THE POWER OF THE OWL]
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[it's so good this turned to video because this is the exact face you're seeing, Hazel. That certainly was...an owl on a skateboard.
Shit.]
Shit.
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Yeah, that's what I thought.