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[rassera]

"Oi, it's me. Leave something here, would ya?"

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ACTION

[rassera]

[OH YOU ARE SO DEAD, BULL.

He accepted your weird size kink gayhood with Charlie because well why not but HE DOES NOT WANT TO IMAGINE YOU TWO DOING IT!!!

Hearing Bull in the house, he storms out of HIS room and...

Literally just hurls his communicator at Bull's head.]

YOU SICK FUCK!

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[rideme]

...




Okay, but why?

[He takes this all pretty well. Including the communicator bouncing off his horns.]

ACTION

[rassera]

[That communicator bounces off him as if he threw a pebble, flicking off one of those horns and skidding across the floor. Kaneda, however, is too busy dealing with Bull himself to notice.]

I don't care what you do in that bedroom of yours, but text me it again and we're gonna go at it!

ACTION

[rideme]

What the hell?

What are you talking about! I was texting... Ramir...

[Oh hell.]

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[rassera]

[Oh hell is right.]

...


Well? You got something to say for yourself?

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[rideme]

...

[He's going to pull out his phone and look it over for a minute and...]

... Oh for fuck's sake.

That. Was not supposed to go to you. At all. Why the fuck would I send you that on purpose?

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[rassera]

You made me sit through your bullshit sex talk and you're asking me this?

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[rideme]

Yeah! And that was about you! And whoever else you want to fuck!

I'm not going to shove my business in your face! Why the hell would I do that!

[Kasumi and Ramir asked, though. That's the difference there.]

ACTION

[rassera]

[He folds his arms, eyes going to the communicator on the floor, now sporting a little (large) cosmetic scratch across the top of it, opposite the screen. They flick back, and his eyes close.

He knows Bull’s sincere. But that didn’t mean he couldn’t tease this. Sweet revenge, after all.]

I don't know if I'll recover, honestly.

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[rideme]

[He watches this decision come over the kid. The way small changes appear in the posture. In the tone. It irks him he accidentally crossed that personal line, but...]

[Hey, if they kid's going to tease about it--]

Yeah, yeah, you'll be fine.

[Come here Canada, you're getting an Iron-Noogie if you're not careful.]

ACTION

[rassera]

[It's too late to escape, he feels that arm wrap around him and those knuckles going to his hair. He's going to fight it, naturally, but there's no actual malice behind it.]

AH!! HEY! Get offa me you cow!


You smell worse than you look!

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[rideme]

You kidding? I smell like old spices!

[He's laughing, though, keeping his noogies going. And yes, he did in fact say 'old spice'.]

[Thank you giant lizard in advertising.]

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[rassera]

You smell like old something, that's for sure!!

[He continues to fight it though, a laugh escaping all the struggling.]

Stupid old cow...

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[rideme]

And it's manly.

[He'll keep it up a bit longer before letting him go. But not without a companionable thump on the kid's shoulder.]

ACTION

[rassera]

[As Bull lets go, there's another shove, as if he'd had the upper hand all along, There's a moment of straightening his hair (Dad you messed up my maaaannnee!!), stumbling back a little at that thump.

Still, that smile doesn't leave.]

Yeah? So why're you wearing it again?

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[rideme]

Because. The boyfriend likes it when I smell like a man.

[Oh yeah. We're teasing now. Because this is the kind of dumb shit that doesn't cross any lines.]

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[rassera]

[A smirk. Bull you're such a shit.]

Charlie's always been weird...

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[rideme]

Yeah, but he's all right. Not even the weirdest guy I know.