Sure. But that doesn't help your case for why I should buy you alcohol.
Are you sure you should be asking a stranger in the first place?
[That's a diplomatic way of saying, seriously, I could be a fucking nutjob, why would you let me bring you anything??? It still makes him uncomfortable how trusting everyone is in this place, without Sybil to weed out unstable elements--including him, even.]
[One eyebrow sloooowly goes up. That's practically a Kagari-style logic weaseling, right there. It makes him hesitates for a moment, before responding with--]
You know the message wasn't meant for you.
[That's probably what he'd say to Kagari, too. Goddamn it.]
[Stop reminding him of people he hasn't seen in a long time gdi!!!!
He hesitates longer, the second time. Despite appearances, Kogami is a shockingly sentimental person, and Kaneda is chipping away at his resistance, here.]
The third one. But in fairness, the laws are different here than they are in Japan. It would've been irresponsible to put me on a police force without training in this country's policies.
[Also he probably would've had a much bigger existential crisis about it ahaha...ha....]
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Are you sure you should be asking a stranger in the first place?
[That's a diplomatic way of saying, seriously, I could be a fucking nutjob, why would you let me bring you anything??? It still makes him uncomfortable how trusting everyone is in this place, without Sybil to weed out unstable elements--including him, even.]
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maybe practice what you preach
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You know the message wasn't meant for you.
[That's probably what he'd say to Kagari, too. Goddamn it.]
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[Sorry buddy, he's one of THOSE guys.]
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He hesitates longer, the second time. Despite appearances, Kogami is a shockingly sentimental person, and Kaneda is chipping away at his resistance, here.]
Are you sure you don't smoke?
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arent you an adult arent you supposed to be keeping me away from smoking
im not judging but im just saying
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If you're already into alcohol there's not much difference.
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if i did my life wouldnt be half as fun
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whats it ever done for you
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Well
I did used to be law enforcement.
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so youre either fired you quit or america reemployed you
none of those make the law look all that good
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[Also he probably would've had a much bigger existential crisis about it ahaha...ha....]