Yeah, cause no one with emotional issues says that.
[He takes a swig of that juice, making one of the strangest faces he's pulled since he got here at it. It wasn't...bad--but clearly his tastebuds have not adapted to lemonade and alochol mixed together.]
[He takes a sip, looking at the can and squinting, as if he's trying to make a comparison to something he's already drank. It's oddly fruity but...yeah, that aftertaste of alcohol sure is showing.]
Damn right I am.
Rule #1, get yourself a bike--unless you're coming to me for business. Cause...you know, I have business hours now.
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[He takes a swig of that juice, making one of the strangest faces he's pulled since he got here at it. It wasn't...bad--but clearly his tastebuds have not adapted to lemonade and alochol mixed together.]
...
Favour?
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[ This can go both ways dude. They can either gush about their feels or drown it in booze. You know, like most adults. ]
Yeah, favour. I wanna learn how to ride one of those motor wheelie cycle things. You seem to be the expert on those.
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[He takes a sip, looking at the can and squinting, as if he's trying to make a comparison to something he's already drank. It's oddly fruity but...yeah, that aftertaste of alcohol sure is showing.]
Damn right I am.
Rule #1, get yourself a bike--unless you're coming to me for business. Cause...you know, I have business hours now.
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[ He takes another swig of the drink as he swirls it in the can. At rule one, he shrugs. ]
Covered. Stole it.
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[aka how did you get it from the lot to wherever it is.]
Hotwire?
[As he looks at Glitch's hands.]
Jumpstart?
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The other guy ain't gonna miss it. He was some rich asshole.
[ They have plenty of money to spend. As for how he stole it, he just makes a one handed jazz hand gesture. ]
Magnetism.
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I've got mad skills, yo. He didn't even notice it when I took it.
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Alright, when'd you want to start? I can give you a few pointers, the rest is up to your natural talent.
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Big talk for someone who asked me for lessons.
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Reading what.
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By reading books.
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I know that, stupid. I meant what's that got to do with--
[He waves his hand, swiping away that conversation.]
Point is, if anyone's the master of a bike, it's me.
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Fooooor now. [ As he sips his spiked lemonade maniacally. ]
But, no, really it should be fun.
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[It's good to have a dream, pal.]
Call me up when you want a lesson. I'll take you through Heropa.