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[rassera]

"Oi, it's me. Leave something here, would ya?"

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[rassera]

where are you

[missleadingquestions]

upssstairs. why?

[ Not like she can go to work... ]

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[rassera]

[That's the sound of Kaneda climbing (literally) up those stairs and opening that door.]

So. What'd he do now.

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[missleadingquestions]

[Maya looks up from where she's got a comicbook and her comm on her lap, and sighs.]

It wasn't really now. It was kinda a little while ago.

Like. Weeks ago.

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[rassera]

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Wait. Did he do something to you?

[Maya Fey...]

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[missleadingquestions]

No! I wasn't there! Remember when I got ported out for like a day?

He left a rose and a note in my room like some kind of creep.

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[rassera]

[The face Kaneda makes...it's like for a moment, demons had taken over his body, a shiver running up his spine and his face contorting into the ugliest squashed look of disgust imaginable. There's a shake as he vocally expresses his disgust, leaning against the doorframe.]

Grooooooossssss!!

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[missleadingquestions]

[and that? That sends Maya into a fit of laughter, leaning back as she exclaims--]

Right?!

He's the woooooorst! It was so bad!

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[rassera]

[With one more shake, he steps in, tongue sticking out and everything.]

Did you let him down gently?

[He hopes not.]

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[missleadingquestions]

Well, mostly I just yelled for a while and Edgeworth brought Sabriel by, buuuut I'm starting to think he didn't get the hint.

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[rassera]

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[Wait a fuck. Reality sinking in right now.]


He was in your house.

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...Yeeeah. Which is why Edgeworth called Sabriel! So it's fine.

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[rassera]

And...what'd Sabriel say? Was the house clear? Nothing...magic?

[-Maya- you have to tell him these things!]

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[missleadingquestions]

No, of course not. He just--

He heard us talking in when you were in the jungle, remember? Now he's all 'Oho, if I creep her out he'll get mad!' so I don't... think he's trying very hard.

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[rassera]

[Look at that face, Maya. That is the face of someone who is not happy this happened.

But also it's too late to REALLY do anything about.]

So. What do we send him.


[A rabid animal sounds good.]

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[missleadingquestions]

...I'unno.

Old people things. Canned prunes.

[She huffs, shaking her head.]

I don't know what you do to deal with someone this bad.

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[rassera]

Root beer.


[Kaneda, pretty sure that's a Japanese kid thing.]

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[Sn-snrk.]

You're not the one we're pranking here, Kaneda.

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[rassera]

It's still gross!

[Cue him sticking his tongue out and shuddering.]

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[missleadingquestions]

Yeah, but so's he, he might think it's fine.

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[rassera]

...Is that how it works?

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[missleadingquestions]

Well, yeah, creeps like him are usually the kind that collect weird stuff in their basements. He's weird, he might like gross stuff.

[professional CSI analysis here.]

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[rassera]

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I've got it.

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[missleadingquestions]

...You have an idea?

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[rassera]

[He's snapping his fingers in thought, like he can't think of the English word for it.

But that hand extends.]

Can I borrow your comm?

[Now that he knows of The Google, this is a piece of cake.]