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[rassera]

"Oi, it's me. Leave something here, would ya?"

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[rassera]

[And like a total BUTTFACE he's holding it just out of her reach, shit eating grin spread across his face. Because he's not exactly COMPLAINING at this position.]

I'm not soft, sayyyy it!

[missleadingquestions]

[God save anyone working this shift who has to witness this bullshit.

Maya keeps poking, though she does manage--]

Fi-i-i-ine! You're not soft, hand it over!

[...She probably has something up her sleeve.]

[rassera]

[His sides try to shy away from the pokes, Maya obviously finding a weak point in this asshole's armour.]

Thhaa--att's better!

[And with a smile, he holds it out, but mouth is open ready to bite it, paper and all if she doesn't snatch it.]

[missleadingquestions]

[She does snatch it, thankfully, and reaches out to strike him with the straws still in her hand--

until she hears one of the workers clear their throat pointedly, and she moves back. Turning on her heel and putting her hands behind her back, she strides all two steps to the opposite seat, sits down, drops the burger and one of the straws-- and starts to take the paper off the top of the straw she keeps.

Looks like she's not going to retaliate after all oh no wait a second just kidding. She raises the straw to her mouth and blows, sending the straw wrapper at him like a tiny harmless missile of spiteful vengeance.]

[rassera]

[For a second, it looks like that's the end of the 'battle'. That she got her burger back, and the soft clearing of the throats of the two employees was enough to make them behave.

Not so, not really. It's only a temporary peace until Maya sits down, Kaneda starting to unwrap one of his own burgers as he watches her. Watching that grin spread as she takes the paper off that straw.

His eyes look down for one second. ONE SECOND, and that paper flings at his face like a missle, holding up his hands in defense.]

Hey!! Attacking me after I graciously give your burger back.

Is this how a guy gets thanked?

[missleadingquestions]

Absolutely! You deserve it and you know it.

[She slips that straw into her drink and starts on that retrieved burger, hiding a smile by digging in.

Oh joy for those employees who get to watch these two down ten a piece.]

You really are devoted to being a punk, huh?

[rassera]

[Sorry guys you really deserve a raise after this.]

I am what I am.

[He smiles, taking a bite out of that burger.]

Guess people find something endearing about it.

[missleadingquestions]

It's probably-- what's it called- charisma? Or maybe you're just lucky.

[Maya notices something off, though, and puts back down her burger to add-- yeah. Salt and pepper.]

Who knows.

[rassera]

How about a little bit of both?

[He sets that burger down to grab his drink and straw, tapping it on the table to bust it through the paper before pulling it out.]

Lucky and charming aren't exclusive!

[missleadingquestions]

Well I'm not gonna give you both. You've been getting too many compliments!

[She wags a fry at him like someone swatting a ruler, or something.]

I can only give so many a day, you know.

[rassera]

[His mouth reaches forward to try and take that fry, only for it to escape just in time.]

What if we traded? Then you're not losing out, right?

[missleadingquestions]

What're you even talking about?

[HUFF. You almost fry-thief. She eats that fry for herself, thank-you-very-much.]

Traded what?