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Kaneda Shotaro [金田 正太郎] ([personal profile] rassera) wrote2015-06-30 12:04 am
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"Oi, it's me. Leave something here, would ya?"

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ursawhiner: f six condoms that they’ve had so long that they don’t remember where they came from? (Doesn’t everyone just have a box)

[personal profile] ursawhiner 2015-11-30 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
Or he says no and never talks to me again because I made things weird.
ursawhiner: Tiny people inside me make me make these poor decisions! (I've got a lot of mini-mouths to feed!)

[personal profile] ursawhiner 2015-11-30 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. That's what makes it hard.
ursawhiner: This is baby law! (I snap my fingers you pull out a tit!)

[personal profile] ursawhiner 2015-11-30 05:35 am (UTC)(link)
But it's lying for a good cause!
ursawhiner: Tiny people inside me make me make these poor decisions! (I've got a lot of mini-mouths to feed!)

[personal profile] ursawhiner 2015-11-30 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
No

I don't know

I can't just tell him!
ursawhiner: to take out troublesome family members, who you gonna call? (When you need an assassin)

[personal profile] ursawhiner 2015-11-30 05:56 am (UTC)(link)
I still want to be his friend.
ursawhiner: In riding a horse we borrow freedom. (Elegance. Beauty. Spirit. Fire.)

[personal profile] ursawhiner 2015-12-01 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
There are like a million movies about why this won't work!
ursawhiner: and tell them I'M the covered dish. (I like to wear a trench coat to parties)

[personal profile] ursawhiner 2015-12-01 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
At least 75%!
ursawhiner: Real bad unicorn dick. (I was tripping on some bad dick.)

[personal profile] ursawhiner 2015-12-01 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
...Usually the crush finds out anyways and there's a lot of yelling or kissing in the rain.
ursawhiner: This is baby law! (I snap my fingers you pull out a tit!)

[personal profile] ursawhiner 2015-12-01 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not kissing K

I'm not doing that!
ursawhiner: your granpa is super worried about what you're doing on the toilet? (Do you think in the ethereal plane)

[personal profile] ursawhiner 2015-12-01 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
This isn't one of Mabel's romcoms, this is real life!
ursawhiner: Nothing coming or going! (Wouldn't it be easier to plug it up?)

[personal profile] ursawhiner 2015-12-01 05:53 am (UTC)(link)
I'm pretty sure it's real.

But yeah, I'll wait.