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[rassera]

"Oi, it's me. Leave something here, would ya?"

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[Audio]

[kingofthetvworld]

Heeeeeeey! Answer your phooooooone! I know you have it!

[Audio]

[rassera]

[Look who's interuppting another call to take this one, Teddie. It's your newest bestest Yosuke.]

KUMA.


I'm having a conversation here! With a GIRL!

[Audio]

[kingofthetvworld]

You really shouldn't lie, ya know. If you're really talking to a girl, then what's her name~?

[Sorry, no offense or anything, Kaneda. But you're kinda lame.]

[Audio]

[rassera]

[You stupid talking bear. Give him a minute while he....checks again.]

...




Maya.

[Audio]

[kingofthetvworld]

[You see? That doesn't even count, Maya talks to everyone.]

Oh yeah, see, that's exactly what I wanted to talk to you about! You should totes come to the zoo with Maya-chan and me.

It's gonna be the coolest thing ever.

[Audio]

[rassera]

[It totally counts. Shut up.]

You're going?

...

I'm busy.

[He suddenly has plans to do aaaaaaaa thing.]

[Audio]

[kingofthetvworld]

What? You're gonna talk to Maya-chan and then not go to her thing? That's just rude, no wonder girls don't like you!

[Disclaimer: Teddie doesn't actually know if girls like Kaneda or not.]

[Audio]

[rassera]

What?

[First off, girls love him. Secondly? Your hair is stupid.

Thirdly--]

You're enough of a zoo, the hell would I want to go to one?

[Audio]

[kingofthetvworld]

[HIS HAIR. IS LOVELY.]

Because it's fun!

[Like, he can't be more genuine if he tried. What other reason do you need to do something? Doesn't...doesn't Kaneda know how to do fun things?]

[Audio]

[rassera]

...




[His idea of fun is pissing off the cops. So...maybe Teddie needs to teach this one how to actually....act his age.]


Uh....

[Audio]

[kingofthetvworld]

[Okay, how do we put this another way...]

If you don't come, I'm gonna call you EVERY night just to cry.

And I cry a lot.

1/3 [Audio]

[rassera]

2/3 [Audio]

[rassera]

[DAMMIT.]

3/3 [Audio]

[rassera]

...So when's this zoo thing again?


[Fuckin. A.]

[Audio]

[kingofthetvworld]

[Hooraaaay! Crying always wins!]

Don't you worry your angry little head, it's gonna happen soon. I'll call you bearfore we head over, so there'll be plenty of time to meet up.

Now, it's a Halloweenie event, so you miiiiiight wanna wear a costume.

[Audio]

[rassera]

[Somehow he can't argue that one...]

Yeah, yeah, just keep in contact, alright?



...What's this Halloween thing, huh? I've been hearing it around a lot.

[Audio]

[kingofthetvworld]

You dunno what it is...?

[Weird. Kaneda seemed fairly normal as far as humans go.]

It's, erm, mostly an American holiday, so I'm not so sure on all the little details. All I know is you gotta dress up and you get free candy. What can be better than that, right?!

[Audio]

[rassera]

[America is complicated ok.]

[In fact, you can't see it, but that lip curls up at the mere mention of an American Holiday being a thing.]

Whoops, guess I've got nothing. I'll take the free candy, though.

[Audio]

[kingofthetvworld]

Never fear, Teddie's here! I can whip something up for you in no time.

[DID YOU REALLY THINK IT'D BE THAT EASY?]

[Audio]

[rassera]

[Oh god.]

That's...okay, Kuma. Really! Noooo need to go to the extra trouble for me, right?

[Audio]

[kingofthetvworld]

What the heck are you talking about? It's no trouble at all, I loooove making stuff!

[Oh man, he should make him some glasses someday-]

I got all the supplies I need at work. I'm sure they won't mind if I take a lil something somethings.

[Audio]

[rassera]

[The way Teddie sounds over the feed, it's like he made the bear's whole month/year/period of time. It's hard to say no to that, honestly. No matter who you are. Unless you're Tetsuo.]

That's not what I--

You're going to do it anyway, aren't you. Just...make it something good, alright?

[What. Did he sign himself up for.]